she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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