Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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