OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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