This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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