have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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