kristin has been a bad kristin
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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