Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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