just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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