Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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