i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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