I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you win again, gameday.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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