Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
