S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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