We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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