Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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