i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Alive.
So much puke
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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