You can't motorboat a personality
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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