He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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