Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
where are my eyebrows?
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