she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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