so explain again why im purple
no
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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