nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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