your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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