I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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