How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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