my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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