I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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