sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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