I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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