R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
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He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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