chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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