We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
