i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Green mimosas i think yes
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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