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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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