How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Randomize
