Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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