these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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