Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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