Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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