...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE