Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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