is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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