Can i not drive my cunt home
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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