Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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