dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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