It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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