if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Let's get the cat blown out
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
