? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I want a musical about memes.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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