apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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