If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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