i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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