So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bet he comes in French.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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