we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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