My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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