with your own penis?
4 words: hood of his car
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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