You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
this is an emotional support booty call
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.