if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Everclear isn't food dammit
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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