I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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