The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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